What a difference a week makes….

This time a week ago, we were on holiday. We’d packed up our bags and were making the last of a full day Levante. Team Weston was united – doing our best jumps in, holding hands, twirling in the air and literally trying to soak it all up one last time.


A week later, and we’re home, and facing this….

shoesIt’s a mountain of shoes, trainers, wellies, flippers, flip flops and slippers. And this is what’s left AFTER we got rid of two bin bags that were no longer of use to use. They’ve gone to the recycling bin in the village. It felt good to get something done. There was lots of other things we did as well though.. And it’s given me the opportunity to appreciate again, what a lovely life we have, and how blessed we all are to have each other.

The boys went to Kung Fu. I took coffee and drafted some work for a project for a new client. And yes, that mug is that cool – it came as a gift from Snap Dragon Online after I helped Jane, the owner, with something a while ago.

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We tackled the shoes, as soon as we got home. Then W sat on Lovely Bloke’s head to watch Big Bang Theory, as you do…..

William-on-sofaAnd then I took the boys to Little Shelford Feast, which was an inpromptu afternoon out that turned out to be brilliant. E got to handle 2 birds – I don’t remember what they were called, but he knew lots of facts about them and have a very intellingent conversation with the handler, who was surprised at E’s questions and observations about them!

E-bird And they got to hang out with friends as well. Here’s my two, with two more. Mine are on the left, and the ones on the right are W’s best friend and his little sister. Don’t worry though, E keeps an eye out for the littlest. Actually, it’s not really needed – she can more than hold her own against the boys. She’s brilliant.


And then it was home for tea – curry “made” by Lovely Bloke who threw chicken breasts in the slow cooker with a sauce. Literally whole, he didn’t even chop them up. And then rice in the microwave. We all woofed it down and watched TV together. So although it wasn’t a day at Levante, and didn’t involve jumping in pools together, it was a pretty good day.

I’m documenting all this because E and I were chatting about this kind of thing yesterday – enjoying being in the moment. Appreciating all the lovely things we have in our lives. He’s very thoughtful, caring and thinks a lot. Just like me ;)

It’s important to focus on the good stuff in the everyday, don’t you think?

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Taking to the Open Seas.. a Snorkelling Adventure with Mark Warner

I’m sat here, it’s 10.30pm on Thursday evening. Lovely Bloke is literally tearing off the z’s next to me, and the boys are in their beds, drifting off to sleep. I’m sat here wide awake, thinking about all the great things that we’ve done together on holiday – and by that, I don’t mean the activities. I can write about them all day long. Instead, I’m thinking about the adventures we’re having together.

The big adventure this week, for me, has been the four of us going on a snorkelling trip together. We met the In Depth team at their office, along with 20 other people – mostly families, with children of all ages. We’re handed our snorkel, goggles and flippers and walk
together, down to the beach. There’s a ‘pirate’ boat waiting for us - the Captain takes all of our belongings as we hand them up to him, to keep them dry and we wade out to waist height of water, to climb the 4 steps of the ladder onto the boat. We set off and Alex, who is going to Portsmouth to study Marine Biology in just 2 weeks time, takes us through where we will be stopping, what we will be doing, and what we can expect to see. The first stop is at Anthony Quinn head, and we will be there for 30 minutes. Alex tells us that there’s a brilliant cave, that’s a freshwater stream and we can all go through it and come
out the other side, and swim back to the boat. Elliott and William are very excited by the prospect of finding gold so Elliott and Lovely Bloke are in quickly. The water is 29 degrees – it’s so warm, it’s just lovely. I get in and am trying to coax William down the steps. But he gets scared and won’t come in. So Alex gets onto the steps and William wraps his arms around him. He climbs down the steps and somehow, gets him into the water. We’re all floating on woggles and snorkelling together!!! This is a huge thing as William is a great
swimmer but can be very contrary about getting in pools, let alone open sea!!!! It was a huge moment. I loved to see Elliott off with lovely bloke – shouting through his snorkel “Shoal” every time he saw the fish!! We could really feel how excited he was. It was infectious. I also loved to see William, breathing through the snorkel, but refusing to put his face in the water – he couldn’t comprehend how he could breathe even though we had practised it in the pool several times beforehand.


For a couple of minutes, William was shouting to get back on the boat and then, miraculously, he remembered the pirate cove and we swam together, towards it. It was amazing to be in the sea with him, us both floating and bobbing along together. When we actually got to it, we found that the water got cold quickly – it was in the shadows and
also being fresher water, was much colder. So we turned around and went back to the boat. We got on it and William was rewarded with a huge packet of Haribo sweets, which he ate all but 4 of – because he needed to save some for his brother. The Captain sounded his horn and Elliott and Lovely Bloke came back to the boat – reluctantly, and made sure that they were as near to the last people to get back on as possible!


We then sailed again to another place, just ‘around the corner’ and there, Elliott was first in the water! He put his flippers on and was ready to go. It was brilliant. I got in with Elliott this time and had to restrain him from swimming away, so that William could get in with
Lovely Bloke. He refused again, and was helped in by Alex. He didn’t last very long, but was great at shouting to Lovely Bloke, Elliott and I as to where we needed to go to see the most fish! We had a brilliant time together. Elliott even dived under the water with Lovely Bloke, to get closer to everything. I don’t know who was most proud – him or us! The grand finale came when he jumped off the boat, just like Alex - who by this point is Elliott’s new hero, and leapt straight into the water, off a diving board! He did this over and over – Lovely Bloke and I hovered nearby but we weren’t needed. He was in his element.

Coming back, we all sat together at the back of the boat. Just hanging out. The Captain had brought fresh melon and we all had a slice. It was perfectly refreshing after the salty sea water. Elliott tried some and said it was “ok”. Lovely Bloke and I loved it. William kept a
tight hold of the Haribo.

Even writing this post, I feel like I’m not documenting it enough - that there’s something intangible. My photos don’t do the experience justice. It was amazing for the four of us to be doing something totally different together. To be out of our comfort zones, as individuals and as parents and our regular roles. I’m nervous of open water – that’s the polite phrase for it. I’m a strong swimmer – just nervous about open water. I have no real reason to be. But I’m working on it. And this was a bit part of why – so that we can all have adventures together. And it’s important that we all try new things together – even the things that we are a bit scared and nervous about doing. That’s part of being a team. And being away from home, is a great environment to do just that. I should write here about how safe everything is at Mark Warner. I’ve never seen so many staff, so many checks and protocols and so many explanations of what’s needed on our parts to do activities safely. Apparently, it’s something that they are known for. It never occurred to me to expect anything less, but talking to other people, Mark Warner sound to be ahead of the pack in this regard. I’ll write properly about that separately as it was a big part of my learning to sail course. Yes, I really did just write that. I’ve had a go at learning to sail. More on that tomorrow….


Food, holidays and children…

Disclaimer – I’m really sorry for the quality of the photos and how I’m presenting them here – there’s very little wifi and I don’t have the patience to set up photos properly, so I take a lot of them and hope some look presentable! I’ll do some collages and update once home, but right now, I’d rather be playing with the boys ;) 

Last time we came to Levante, in June, we had a real hit and miss experience with the food because our boys were fussing non stop over what they would agree to eat at each meal, so it took a lot of the enjoyment out of it for both Lovely Bloke and me. And now that we’re here partially as reviewers and partially under our own steam, I feel like I should be documenting all sorts of things about this holiday, not least the food, because it’s lovely! And also, because we are taking a very different approach to it from a food perspective, so we are all enjoying it much more… Breakfast-omlette

It’s really important, to me, that I’m truthful when I write a review of any kind so I’m going to start by sharing Lovely Bloke’s take on this – he says that the food is very good, but not as good as some of the hotels he’s stayed in whilst Skiing. Please note that he’s used to 5 star plus all the way – so anything other than a butler delivering hand rolled, freshly cooked to order whatever, is going to be deviating from his idea of heaven on holiday. He said I shouldn’t put his thoughts in, but I wanted to be honest about his take on it. He still manages a starter, two mains and pudding each night – I’m only managing soup sometimes, and then mains. I usually have melon for pudding as I can’t fit any more in!

At breakfast, it’s half buffet and half freshly cooked to order food. There’s a really kind and smiley man whose sole job is to make enough pancakes and waffles to keep everyone moving in the queue. And there is a queue for them – every morning. They are lovely. William has two pancakes, with a blob of chocolate sauce on a separate plate. Elliott has cereal and bacon whilst Lovely Bloke goes to the omelette station and someone else – usually the same lady – makes him a cheese omelette every morning. I have a mix of food – today I had a pancake and some melon, yesterday was beans and bacon and a hash brown. There is a fabulous range of fresh fruit – all prepared and chopped ready to go so there’s no fiddling at the table. Elliott goes to collect four glasses and fills them with apple juice from the machine and after that’s all done, we’re set for the day.


At lunch, we go to the Pan Asian restaurant on site. It’s literally next to the beach pool. This is where William achieves nirvana each day – apparently their prawn crackers are the “best ever”. I usually have yakitori chicken and the boys have what they refer to as “chicken nuggets” and noodles with salad. Lovely Bloke tries something different most days. Last time we came – in June – we ate at the other pool bar most lunchtimes – they do pizza to eat in or take away, and a range of chips and burgers type stuff that children love. The latter is more grab and go, whilst the former is more leisurely – I think the view helps facilitate that as it’s right on the beach and you can see everything that’s happening.

Breakfast-baconChildren’s dinner is served from 5.15pm – 6.15pm. There’s always plain spaghetti, pasta and chips, which can be eaten with salad, tomato pasta sauce, cheese or ketchup. The vegetable and salad selection is good – William has a plate of cucumber at tea, because it’s not been mixed in with other things! Children’s tea also has plain pork chops, fillets of meat and sometimes fish. The boys stick to the same thing most times and that’s fine with us – so long as something is being eaten, we’re quite relaxed about what it is. And without fail, there’s ice cream for pudding.

Dinner is from 7.30pm – 9.30pm and you can choose as to whether your children eat with you or do children’s dinner. Our boys have done both – children’s dinner and then something more at 7.30pm before going to kids club for the games and film night. We have found that we need to feed them on an ongoing basis – they are on the go from the moment they wake up to the moment they go to sleep.

There are themed food nights, and they are good – we like them. I’m a big fan of their vegetarian food. Richard likes the rabbit, veal and says the range of meats are good and the sauces are good as well. There’s a whole area for different kinds of salad and another with great appetisers. The latter usually have a mix of fish in them and people can’t get enough of them – they love it. I love to see the different things on the grill area – there’s whole cooked chickens, pork and lots of stuff that I don’t recognise but tastes lovely. I usually get a small plate to start with and test things before going on to a second plate for mains, with more of the things I’ve liked the most.


Lovely Bloke likes the pastry and nest of puddings. I like the melon – it’s always a lovely way to finish the meal. There’s ice cream for adults dinner as well and there is always coffee on the go. Lots of people have a bottle of wine with dinner and then take it to the outdoor terrace. I prefer a pimms and lemonade whilst Lovely Bloke has a gin and tonic.

For me, whilst the food is lovely, it’s taken to the next level because of the attention to details that comes with it – children’s plates and cutlery, staff everywhere to help you with whatever you can’t find, an abundance of all the food and a relaxed approach to everything. We never feel like we need to move on and there’s always space for everyone.

The ‘Captain’ at breakfast is usually a woman who is a bit quieter but keeps everyone moving at a pace whilst the evening ‘Captain’ is a big, friendly, enthusiastic bloke – we don’t understand what he’s saying but we don’t need to – the staff are everywhere, doing everything and it’s great to see them all working as a team. They even have dedicated tables laid out at 7.30pm for “Kids tea” which is for tweens and older children, and “Indy” meals as well – at breakfast and for dinner. They are great ways for the children and teenagers to be independent but still use the meal times as a way to get to know other people without parents hovering too close by as to offend them!

What’s the food like when you go away? How important is it to you? Is it just one small part of your adventure or do you want to try things you’ve never had before?

Holidays with children …..

It seems only appropriate that whilst I sit here, at 11.30pm at night, trying to download photos and videos from phone, getting increasingly frustrated, that I should write about the complete and utter disconnect between our expectations of a holiday with children and the ensuing reality.

I don’t know about you, but Lovely Bloke and I are deluded. Year after year, we have these lofty ideas of harmonious playing, co-operation and a can do attitude from the moment we step out of our front doors to go on holiday to the moment we get back. The reality, is somewhat different. Before we have even left the house, we’ve resorted to outright bribery.

We’ve promised our offspring a magazine at the airport if they go through check in nicely – without pulling faces at the check in desks, without asking the policeman with a gun if there’s really a bullet in it and daring him to test it. We pray that they won’t repeat what they did last time, when you were unpacking your laptop, two ipads and phones and all associated cables and paraphernalia, which is to strip to their pants for screening because they were told to “take them off” – the person meant their shoes, not everything that they were wearing as well.

Then there’s the treat of having breakfast at the airport. It’s the most surreal thing ever. You’re all excited – but you also have to contain yourselves, knowing that there’s a confined space ahead, where you must all share the two pieces of precious IT kit known as The Blessed iPads. The fact that there’s only one pair of earphones, and that neither of your children want to put the buds in their ears, is irrelevant because everyone else on the flight is in the same position that you are. They are willing your children to well and truly act up and throw the Mother Of All Tantrums, because it will make their youngest flinging food with his fork as a catapult seem tame in comparison.

Anyway, once you and your Other Half have both knocked a couple of Gins and a glass of wine, you’ll be ready for the next bit – known as the Gateway To An Alternate Universe – it’s the bit where you get off the plane and breathe a sigh of relief, before going through another customs check and start to play the “Stand Still Whilst I Chase Our Luggage Around The Carousel” Game. If you’re a family like ours, it will appear to be so much fun that your children will be desperate to play it with you. And your other half, feeling that they want the distance between themselves and the children too, will be keen to join in and act as a wingman for this activity. The latter results in the simmering tensions generated through being nice to each other for a 4 hour flight bubbling to the surface when you both lunge for the same piece of luggage and wrestle to claim the victory of grabbing it. Only to realise that it’s not even yours in the first place.

Anyway, moving swiftly on. At this point, you’re ready to start your holiday. Oh wait, you’re not. You’re ready to get on the coach with two children who could not be dressed any more inappropriately for the climate if you’d tried. It’s the stuff that Michael McIntyre sketches are made of. You’re losing it. Your team mate lost it whilst circling the luggage belt and your children have sensed that they are nearly at the destination, so they’d better gear up to full throttle, to ensure maximum havoc is reached on the final assault towards the Holiday of Heaven.

Yes, it’s the coach. The final hurdle to overcome before you really start your holiday. If you are lucky, you’ll be on a coach that’s big enough for your sobbing and your children’s hysterically tired shrieking to be drowned out by the other families in the same boat. If you’re unlucky it will be a small, quiet coach, where your family are the highlight of everyone else’s eyebrow raising, quiet sighs whilst you are given the title of Those Whom We Must Not Speak To At Any Cost. You can guess which type we usually seem to end up on, can’t you?

Disclaimer – some bits of this piece are not true. Sadly, the majority of it is. I don’t know if you will disown me and never read this blog again if I tell you which is which. We’re currently on holiday at Levante, Rhodes, with Mark Warner and I’m writing about all the brilliant, strange and fabulous things that happen to families when they go on holiday. 

#MyWeek – getting organised on holiday

Pool-Kit-Swimming-DivingNo really, that’s a photo of a ball that floats on water, torpedoes, pair of trainers, more goggles than we have pairs of eyes in our family, a snorkel and a plastic bag for additional detritus that we seem to collect each day.

It’s fairly representative of one aspect of this holiday – the bit where you get uber organised to make it all happen smoothly. I’m starting my review of a week with Mark Warner in Levante, Rhodes, with this as Lovely Bloke will find it hilarious that my first thoughts are of practical recommendations. Regular readers will know that domestic tasks don’t feature highly on my radar when in the UK.

The range of photos that follow encapsulates everything I want to share with you right now. Why? Because to my mind, the best way to ensure that you have a really good week when you’re on a Mark Warner holiday, is getting organised – for yourself and your troops. Here’s my top tips on how you can do just that….

I know it sounds really boring, but do go to the briefings. There’s one for each group of childcare and welcome drinks on the evening that you arrive. Lovely Bloke rates the Sangria and had two glasses – mine and his. I’m stuck on a lovely brand of lemonade called “Vap” – I kid you not. I was there to listen to what was on offer, where we needed to be and when. Mark Warner are very thorough in this area, because there’s so much to choose from and it’s a good idea to make a plan of what you’re going to do. Once you’ve been to the briefings and got two copies of each of the timetables of what is on offer, (one for you to keep safe and one for someone else to lose, even though they will insist that they will keep them safe…) you will know where you need to be, when and which person you are looking for, for each activity.

Kit – for all the family, Kids Club and for being at the pool


I know, you’d think there’s not much to say here, but there is lots that we are learning about this… I’ve taken these photos at the end of the first full day here. We’ve come back to the room and Lovely Bloke has taken the boy to children’s tea. I have set to work, taking everything – wet and seemingly dry and put them out out to have check in, and put onto their airer to get the fresh air and warm wind on them. You’d be surprised at how smelly things get when you’re not wearing them much!

I figured that by taking photos of it all laid out, it would be my best way of showing you what we are using each day:

Basic kit|

Adult-towels-rash-vestsOf course, there’s the basics – everyone needs a towel (they’re provided here in a sandy colour with the white ones being for in room only) and swimmers. You’ll put your swimmers on before you to go the pool, with some shorts and a t shirt over the top. After that, everyone needs a sun top / rash vest – to keep the sun off your shoulders and neck and also, for when you’re out on the water. It is good to have that between your skin and the buoyancy aids which have all sorts of clips and straps and potentially itchy bits on them. And finally, everyone also needs a hat – our boys have the hats from the Gap with the straps underneath. They are perfect for out on the boats, because they don’t blow off when the wind gets up.

Kids Club kit


Our boys are both going to Kids Club in the mornings and are in separate groups, so here’s what they each need for a session – morning or afternoon, in Club. They can’t share their kit, because they are different ages and so go to different places at different times…

A rucksack / back pack that they can carry themselves
A bottle of suntan lotion. We labelled ours using stickers and put their names on them.
A pair of shoes that are good to wear on the beach – crocs, flip flops or beach shoes.
A pair of trainers that are good for sports and playing games away from the beach.
A towel
A spare set of clothes, including undies. Ours have had the indignity of having to go commando more than once when we’ve forgotten and it cost us heavily in ice cream.


And at the end of this list, here’s the good news…
They do not need money. There’s nothing for them to spend it on.
They do not need food. It’s not allowed at club, to ensure that allergies don’t flare up or cause a problem.

They don’t need to take water with them. Club provides them with water and writes their names on the bottles, every day. They give them water every morning, afternoon and evening – a fresh bottle, so don’t worry about returning the bottles or needing to replenish them. We still put one in their bags for in case they want a slurp before they’ve been given out, but they always come back full, so perhaps that’s overkill on our part.

For the rest of the time, here’s the other things that we take to the pool with us:


Playing cards (not that we’ve had chance to use them in the daytime)
A book – for each of us. There’s points where it’s very hot so there’s nothing better than some time out with a book and a calippo at the bar.
Flippers and snorkel – our boys are just discovering the joys of snorkelling so we’ve caved and bought them…
Earplugs – the boots versions, made of what looks like clear plasticine or silicone are best. Not foam ones.
Waspeze and after bite – there’s only a couple of wasps around, but Elliott did stand on something in the grass and it left him with a big sting that had to be removed, so it’s good to carry it with you.

All our Family Kit goes in a huge waterproof bag – it’s the blue one in the pictures. The boys are using a rucksack each. And I’ve got a bag that I’m currently reviewing from Mint Velvet, so I’m using that because it’s got a great inner zip and keeps everything safe. With it being soft, I also put it under the towel and use as a pillow when I’m snoozing.

So, that’s it for now. I think. You will notice a lilo in the background – that is strictly contraband in my book, but Lovely Bloke and Elliott came back with one from the shop. Because it’s contraband, all three of the boys think it’s simply The Best Thing Ever, so I’m leaving it to pass whilst it’s keeping them quiet…

Anyway, it’s time for dinner soon, so I’m heading for the shower and thinking positive thoughts on the subject of hair detangling without me crying too much – pool and sea water all day long produces a wild, back combed look that I try to heal each night and usually, don’t make much progress with. Wish me luck.

PS. We are on holiday and using the #MyWeek – which thousands of people are using at the moment, to show different sides to their Mark Warner holiday. We’re here on review and have paid for some of out stay here, but not at the usual going rate. We stayed here totally under our own steam in June this year and had such a good time, and loved sharing everything that when the opportunity came to return, we took it with both hands and quickly packed our bags!!!

PPS. Hello House Sitters – hope that your little one isn’t eating too much of the Lego! Thank you for keeping our house safe whilst we are away x

Best changing bag

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Lovely Bloke models the bag as a messenger bag. At the train station #Glamour

Yes, I just wrote Best Changing Bag as the title of this blog post. And why, you may ask? Because I am reviewing the Baby Mule or is it BabyMule range of changing bags. They are out there as baby changing bags, but to me they are literally a changing bag – it changes all the time. I took it away with Lovely Bloke last weekend for an overnight in London. We got everything in there and used most of the compartments! The bottle insulator was perfect for my make up, pens and some painkillers in case we overdid it with the cocktails and the key fob was perfect to keep the car key safe. The secure little inner zip was great for His wallet and train tickets. And it was truly, perfect. I have also used it again this week with the boys – we had a picnic and I put the food out on the changing mat! So I am totally convinced that had I had this bag when the boys were small I’d be able to sing its praises even more than I can now. Seriously. Go and get one. They are totes amazeballs. And did I mention the little places to fit my mac and apple cables??? !!!!!

How do I love thee – let me count the ways!!!!

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Lovely Bloke with a rucksack full of overnight kit! #LostInLondon

Happy Sounds

I’m sat in the back lounge, listening to my two boys chatting away about loom bands with two other boys, who are here visiting. They both refer to each other as “special cousins” because although they aren’t linked by blood, they are special to each other. They are the sons of one of Lovely Bloke’s best friends. It’s truly lovely to just sit here listening to the commentary and observations they are making.

For my part, I daren’t go in and offer them a drink or snack – they’ve already had their breakfasts, because I don’t want to interrupt the happiness and cooperative playing. It’s special stuff. I should record their animated debates about the relative virtues of an underdog called ??? who has special powers. And which they would have if they were each the underdog.

Anyway, I’m off to find some more dissolvable asprin. I am unwell and feeling quite meh about it. It’s only August. I’m juicing. How can I be unwell? It just doesn’t add up. Grrrrrr

Mint Velvet – Rose Crescent, Cambridge.

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ooooh, would you loooook at this????? Helllooooo Mint Velvet. I had a good look around in the shop today – their shop in Rose Cresent – near to Cellini’s and God Forbid I use the word – McDonalds ;) But anyway, it’s there and it’s lovely. It’s full of a huge range of clothes – and yes, lots of them are available in an 18, and there’s some patterns and strong stuff, mixed in with jumpers and vests and tops that I will be returning to purchase soon!!! I only had 30 mins today, and I met with their PR team, to find out about what they’ve got coming up locally. I’m going to write more about that soon but for now, well, hellooooooo Lovely Bag. I’ve opted to review this as it’s going to be perfect for my macbook and kit for when I wear my Baukjen silver pumps, silver bracelets and silver necklace. See the theme there – yup – silver….. Over and out for now.

This is not a sponsored post. This is not a required post or anything of the sort. I’m just excited to be reviewing this handbag and seeing how much I can fit into it x




See you soon, Grandma and Grumpy Grandad.


I have to say, that I’m feeling a bit meh tonight. My Mummy and Daddy have gone home, and I miss them already. E cried himself to sleep as no one is as good at football as Grumpy Grandad, and no one is as good and/or funny at trying to play tennis as Grandma.  And he’s right on both counts – my Dad diving to get to a pass and landing in the bikes, followed by my Mum’s endless patience – even when a pear lands on her head. There’s no one as good as them for that kind of thing.

I’ve promised him that we will go to Cambridge tomorrow, to Waterstones and buy him another book like the one he’s been reading to my Dad every night for the last 10 days. And that we might find a hot chocolate to share.

I have been trying to explain to him that it’s ok to feel sad, and miss people, because it means we are able to really appreciate and be excited and happy when we are reunited with them. But he’s 7 years old. So I don’t think it’s really helped much. How do you explain this kind of thing to your not little but not big ones?

How did that happen?

Where has another week and a bit – nearly two whole weeks of the summer holidays gone? I am bewildered, dazed and confused. This whole working and doing childcare thing is finishing me off. I said that I would not work so much in the holidays so that I could devote myself entirely to the boys. Well. a) work is coming in that I don’t want to turn down because it’s so exciting and cool that I want to mainline diet coke and work around the clock on it and b) my beloved boys, 24/7, are actually quite demanding. And I’m not the most patient person in the world with the latter.

Of course, I’m not supposed to admit that the summer hols are anything other than a walk in the park, but I am. This is my first summer of juggling and it really is hard work! When Lovely Bloke works an early shift and comes home at 3pm, I cannot start an 8 hour day then – I’m ruined from a full on day with the boys. And that’s without me actually cooking dinner for them. I’m that bad at being a Domestic Goddess. Whilst I remember, I have to share this with you – it’s my friend, the Domestic Gooddesque’s post on her FB page. It sums up my summer holiday experience so far, perfectly.

I’m taking a #mumbreak. No, this is not a microwave chocolate chip cookie. Or ice cream. Or a Diet Coke. I did not hide round the corner of the house like an employee on a fag break.